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Sticking Up for Thimerosal??? FOR EVERYONE WITH CHILDREN!!Bobby Kennedy Jr., a lawyer beloved by the environmental movement for defending rivers and attacking coal-burning power plants, recently discovered a new cause. In a June Rolling Stone article, and in subsequent appearances on Imus in the Morning, ABC News, and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, he accuses government vaccine scientists and their academic advisers of covering up what for him is an uncontestable fact: the causal link between a mercury-containing preservative called thimerosal in vaccines and a massive increase in childhood autism in America. As the writer who first told the thimerosal story in depth in the New York Times Magazine two and a half years ago, I have been astonished to see how badly it has been handled since. David Kirby, a Times freelancer, published a supposed exposé in April that tells the story from the perspective of SafeMinds, a group that is to autism what Act Up was to AIDS—sometimes wrong but always loud and overall pretty effective. Then Kennedy entered the fray through his activism against mercury from power plants. In his appearances to champion the thimerosal theory, he trashes establishment science and establishment journalism for having missed the story. But Kennedy's Rolling Stone piece doesn't cover any new ground, and it is full of large and small errors and distortions. Aside from a June 25 New York Times article that discussed the parallel realities of parents and scientists studying thimerosal, there has been little mainstream media response. Considering that about 9,000 lawsuits of claims have been filed against thimerosal and have the potential to wreck the pharmaceutical industry, the debate has high stakes. In 1997 Congress ordered the FDA to list all the mercury in food and drug products, and the agency had a "D'oh!" moment in 1999, when it discovered that since 1991 children receiving the normal complement of vaccines had been getting amounts of thimerosal that might push them over EPA-accepted mercury tolerances. To be sure, the EPA recommendations for mercury ingestion were based on studies of methyl mercury, which is generally considered more dangerous than ethyl mercury, the type thimerosal contains. (Read more about the distinction and how it relates to thimerosal's safety.) And the medical literature did not contain a single case of mercury poisoning leading to autism. Still, to be safe, the FDA asked manufacturers to take thimerosal out of vaccines. They did, and most of the thimerosal-containing vaccines were removed from the shelves by early 2002 PUSHING GARDASILFor all of you that happen to have young girls please check out this video.. It's important so you can make a educated decision.. Please watch it to the end.. and forward it ...
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/302.html THIS VERY MOMENTTHIS VERY MOMENT Wherever you are today is perfect. You have been on a journey arriving right here, right now in this moment in time and space. You are here to make a new beginning on your spiritual journey and to experience and accept JOY in your life. You are in a perfect place for spiritual growth and change... Everything you have done in your entire life has brought you to this very moment! -Ruth Fishel WOMAN DIES ON HOSPITAL FLOOR!Woman's hospital floor death blamed on blood clots Published: 7/11/08, 8:25 PM EDT By DAVID B. CARUSO NEW YORK (AP) - A woman who died unnoticed on a hospital floor in a scene recorded by security cameras was killed by blood clots caused by a long period of physical inactivity, according to the city's medical examiner. Esmin Green, 49, had been sitting in a waiting room at the city-owned Kings County Hospital Center for nearly 24 hours when she collapsed from her chair and slowly died on June 19. She lay on the floor at the Brooklyn hospital for an hour before a nurse finally checked her pulse. After an autopsy and weeks of tests, the medical examiner's office concluded Friday that Green was killed by pulmonary thromboemboli, blood clots that form in the legs and travel through the bloodstream to the lungs. The medical examiner said the clots were due to "deep venous thrombosis of lower extremities due to physical inactivity," complicating an underlying psychological illness: chronic paranoid schizophrenia. An attorney for Green's family, Sanford Rubenstein, said the finding suggested that the hours she sat in the hospital played a role in her death. "The length of time that she spent in the emergency room ... very well may have contributed to her death," he said. "Physical inactivity was obviously a significant contributing factor." The city Health and Hospitals Corp., which owns the hospital, had no immediate comment Friday. HHC officials have previously expressed outrage at the way Green was treated. Six employees lost their jobs over the incident, even before it became public. Green died while awaiting care in the hospital's psychiatric emergency room. EMS workers had brought her to the center on the morning of June 18. The hospital said she was suffering from agitation and psychosis and was involuntarily admitted after refusing medical review. The emergency room is chronically overcrowded, and Green waited overnight for further care. A recording of her death prompted national outrage when it became public last week. After she collapsed, neither fellow patients nor the hospital's staff moved to help her, even as she thrashed her legs on the floor and tried to get up. Two security guards and a member of the hospital's medical staff can be seen on the video, stopping to look at Green briefly before walking away. She stopped moving about 30 minutes after falling and was dead when a nurse finally examined her another 30 minutes after that. HHC immediately reported the death to the state and voluntarily turned over the security records to lawyers already suing the city over alleged patient neglect at the hospital. Rubenstein said that had Green been carefully attended to when she arrived at the emergency room, doctors might have noticed swelling in her legs and taken action. People known to be at risk from deep vein thrombosis are often given anticoagulation drugs or compression stockings, which can keep clots from forming, and advised not to sit for hours at a time. The condition, however, is not always easy to detect. The National Heart Lung and Blood Institute said about half of the people with deep vein thrombosis have no symptoms at all. Airlines often advise passengers on very long flights to stroll the aisle, periodically, to prevent blood clots.
Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed FLORIDA LOTTERY ..WIN FREE GAS FOR LIFE.. Today in a local Wal*mart there was a new lottery from the Florida Lottery.. For the price of $5.00 ticket you earn a chance to win free gas for a year.. Free gas for life.. And other money prices .. There were lines of people waiting to be the first to purchase a winner lottery ticket.. Funny how things change?? To me when I saw all these people spending their hard earned money on a chance to win Gasoline??? One in a million odds.. Clever dog Clever Dog BELIEVE IT OR NOT REAL 911 CALLS!!
BELIEVE it or not , These are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: N o Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police THE SPOILED UNDER 30 CROWD!!
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I
And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.
There was no email! ! We had to actually write
There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today
You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
Regards, SC TEEN STRUCK, KILLED BY SIX FLAG COASRTER IN GA.SC teen struck, killed by Six Flags coaster in Ga. Published: 6/28/08, 9:05 PM EDT By MIKE STOBBE AUSTELL, Ga. (AP) - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release. Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed. Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen's family. The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release. Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph, according to the park's Web site. No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen was with another boy who also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said. The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said. In May 2002, 58-year-old groundskeeper Samuel Milton Guyton of Atlanta was killed after he wandered in a restricted area under the Batman roller coaster's path and was struck in the head by the dangling leg of one of the ride's passengers. The ride was closed for a day to allow the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration to inspect the ride. It was deemed safe for passengers. In June 2007, a teenager's legs were severed when cables snapped on the Superman Tower of Power ride at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville, Ky. Doctors were able to reattach Kaitlyn Lasitter's right foot, but she had to have some of her left leg amputated and subsequent surgeries. State officials blame a faulty cable and slow response by an amusement park ride operator in the accident. Her family is suing Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, claiming the park failed to maintain the ride and equipment and ensure riders' safety. The amusement park has denied liability in court filings.
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AMY WINEHOUSE,Man is acquitted in Amy Winehouse husband case Published: 6/25/08, 11:46 AM EDT LONDON (AP) - A British court on Wednesday acquitted a former pub manager of taking a bribe to drop assault charges against Amy Winehouse's husband. A jury deliberated for three hours before finding James King not guilty of trying to pervert the course of justice (the equivalent of obstruction of justice in the U.S.). The singer-songwriter's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has admitted beating up King in a barroom fight in 2006 and then offering him $400,000 to keep quiet about it. King, who suffered a broken cheekbone, said he was intimidated into withdrawing the assault claim. Three other men also pleaded guilty to involvement in the plot. They and Fielder-Civil all face jail terms when they are sentenced next month. Winehouse, 24, and Fielder-Civil, 26, were married in Miami in May 2007. He was arrested in November and has been in jail ever since. She has become an international star since releasing the Grammy-winning album "Back to Black" in 2006. But her music has been overshadowed by reports of drug use, her run-ins with the law and tempestuous relationship with Fielder-Civil. ___ On the Net: http://www.amywinehouse.co.uk/
Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed IN MEMORY OF GEORGE CALIN. REST IN PEACE..This blog has been marked as containing adult content. Your current adult settings prevent you from seeing it. Please go to your account settings page and change your settings to allow adult content to view this blog BALI INDONESIA POOREST NATION!Officials: Poor nations can't manage toxic waste Published: 6/25/08, 11:46 AM EDT By MICHAEL CASEY BALI, Indonesia (AP) - The world's poorest nations are unable to manage the mountains of toxic waste flowing in for disposal from rich countries because of a lack of resources and political will, officials said Wednesday. Katharina Kummer Peiry, the executive secretary of a UN convention on hazardous waste disposal, said the dumping of everything from hazardous chemicals to electronic waste from televisions and computers in poor countries is a growing problem. She blamed it mostly on the inability of poor nations to finance better enforcement and monitoring of waste coming into their ports. "The problem lies in the lack of interest and lack of resources on the issue at all levels," Peiry said. The warning comes as delegates from as many as 170 countries meet on the Indonesian island of Bali to discuss how they can strengthen the U.N.-administered Basel Convention on the Control of Transboundary Movements of Hazardous Wastes and their Disposal, adopted in 1989. The meeting ends Friday. The extent of the problem was illustrated in 2006, when hundreds of tons of toxic waste were dumped around Ivory Coast's main city of Abidjan, killing at least 10 people and sickening tens of thousands more. The waste came from a tanker chartered by the Dutch commodities trading company Trafigura Beheer BV, which turned to Africa after disposal costs in Amsterdam were deemed too expensive. The ship found a local company in Ivory Coast that agreed to dispose of the waste. But it lacked proper facilities and allegedly dumped the waste around the city at night. Trafigura has agreed to pay $236 million to the Ivorian government but has denied responsibility. Many African countries at the Bali meeting said they are unable to manage the influx of hazardous waste and are already overwhelmed by their own piles of used computers and cell phones. "There is a need to reduce the export of toxic waste into Africa," said Dr. O.O. Dada, director of Nigeria's Department of Pollution Control and Environmental Health. "It's causing a lot of health problems, environment problems. The region is wondering why we have to do this when we have our own problems." Critics say the Ivory Coast case highlights the limitations of the convention. Although it requires a country to seek the consent of another government when exporting waste and allows a country to ban the import of waste, it stops short of an outright export ban. An amendment calling for a ban was first proposed in 1995, but not enough of the convention's 170 member countries have ratified it. A ban is likely to be debated in Bali on Thursday when environmental ministers begin discussing the convention. Opponents including the U.S. say a ban would be unfair to developing countries that have established environmentally sound recycling industries. But supporters including the European Union say it would ensure exporters take responsibility for their own hazardous waste. Jim Puckett, coordinator of the Seattle-based Basel Action Network, said the convention is "on the cusp of becoming a paper tiger" without an export ban. "This meeting is very important to decide which way it will go," he said.
Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed CHINA REOPENS TIBET TO FOREIGN TOURISTSChina reopens Tibet to foreign tourists Published: 6/25/08, 12:05 PM EDT By HENRY SANDERSON BEIJING (AP) - Tibet reopened to foreign tourists on Wednesday, three months after the Chinese government banned such visits in the wake of violent anti-government riots and protests that tainted the image of the country ahead of the Olympics. The first foreign tourists, a retired Swedish couple, arrived at the airport near the capital, Lhasa, on Wednesday, said Tibetan Tourism Bureau spokesman Liao Lisheng. "Tibet is open now to all travelers from home and abroad," he said. Kurt Persson, 77, and Eva Sandstrom, 62, were welcomed with traditional Tibetan white silk scarves at their hotel near the sacred Jokhang Temple, the official Xinhua News Agency said. "We've been looking forward to visiting Tibet for many years. Its monasteries and landscapes are fascinating," Xinhua quoted Sandstrom as saying. The five-day trip is their first to Tibet, Xinhua said. "We have no worries about the safety here," Sandstrom said. "The only worry was to get the permission to come." The Himalayan region has been all but closed to the outside world since the biggest protests against Chinese rule in two decades exploded into rioting March 14 in Lhasa, leading Beijing to swiftly shut off the area. Troops also flooded into predominantly Tibetan communities in nearby provinces, where sympathy demonstrations were occurring. They performed drills in town squares and set up checkpoints around sensitive areas. Officials said the restrictions were established for the safety of foreign tourists and journalists. China says 22 people died in the anti-government protests. But overseas Tibet supporters say many times that number were killed in the riots and the resulting security crackdown. A notice on the tourism bureau's Web site announcing the lifting of the ban said life in Lhasa had returned to normal. "Tibet's society is stable and harmonious, its markets bustling, and its environment beautiful," it said. But there are still signs of tension. Hundreds of alleged perpetrators have been arrested in the last three months, with many sentenced to years or life in prison for their role in the protests. Buddhist monasteries - seen as incubators for anti-government sentiment - remain subject to searches by police and monks are forced to undergo political indoctrination against the Dalai Lama, Tibet's exiled spiritual leader. The Drepung monastery remains closed to visitors. And despite the lifting of the ban, it's not clear how accessible Tibet really is, given that foreign visas to China are being restricted in the run-up to the Aug. 8 Beijing Olympics, said Michael C. Davis, a law professor and China expert at Hong Kong's City University. "In name, they could lift the restrictions but still have them across the board," he said. Foreigners need a separate permit from an official travel agency to enter Tibet and are required to hire a guide for travel outside Lhasa. "If they don't have an agenda, like separating the country or trying to cause damage, then the foreign tourists can have an entry permit," said Liao, the tourism bureau spokesman. Last week's Olympic torch run through Lhasa was carefully orchestrated after it was cut to one day from the original three. Crowds were monitored by security agents and only a few hand-picked foreign journalists, who even under ordinary conditions must apply for permission to visit Tibet, were invited to cover the event. The three-hour relay was apparently completed without incident. It had been considered a flashpoint amid criticism by overseas Tibetan activist groups who accuse Beijing of using the event to symbolize its control over the region. China says it has ruled Tibet for centuries, although many Tibetans say their homeland was essentially independent for much of that time. The March violence and tourist ban have taken a major toll on Lhasa's economy, which has become increasingly reliant on tourism since the start of rail service nearly two years ago. Hotels in Lhasa said they'd had almost no customers recently. "We've had zero business since the Lhasa rioting, not even a penny," said Deji, the manager of booking at Hotel Kyichu in Lhasa. She refused to give her full name, a possible sign of continuing nervousness over being identified by authorities as a troublemaker. Deji said it will take at least three years for business to return to normal, and that half of the hotel's employees had changed jobs or stayed home since March. Tibet had 4 million visitors in 2007, up 60 percent from the previous year, Xinhua reported earlier this year. Tourism revenues hit $687 million, accounting for more than 14 percent of the economy FREE THE PEOPLE OF TIBET!
Dear Martha O,
While it lasted only two hours, the Lhasa leg of the torch relay was an Olympic-size farce and China's most disgusting exploitation of the Olympics for propaganda purposes to date. Read SFT's press release denouncing China's Tibet torch relay propaganda and see SFT Executive Director Lhadon Tethong's video-blog on the torch in Lhasa. Dancing Tibetans were on display in front of the Potala Palace and billboards throughout the city called on Tibetans to "Bless the Motherland, Joyfully Greet the Olympics." China's Communist Party Secretary of Tibet Zhang Qingli used the event as a platform to assert China's control over Tibet and verbally attack the Dalai Lama. Chinese authorities arranged for a handful of foreign journalists to visit Lhasa to witness the spectacle. In front of the onlookers and gathered reporters, Zhang took the opportunity at the closing ceremony to say "Tibet's sky will never change and the red flag with five stars will forever flutter high above it," and vowed to "totally smash the splittist schemes of the Dalai Lama clique." While the journalists allowed in Lhasa during the torch relay were closely monitored and kept on a schedule that one described as a "humiliating experience" designed to keep them "busy and distracted from the real news," their reports are interesting and very telling of the current situation in Lhasa and other Tibetan areas: - New York Times: Olympic Torch's Tibet Visit Short and Political One of the most startling reports is from Canadian Geoffrey York, writing about a tour of Sera Monastery, whose monks led the peaceful protests that inspired the nationwide uprising across Tibet. In the article, York writes: "Where are Lhasa's monks? A visit yesterday to the Sera monastery, the second-biggest Buddhist monastery in Tibet, found that its 550 monks had virtually disappeared from sight." Read the full article here.
Tibetans and their supporters around the world are rightly outraged at the IOC's complete betrayal of the Olympic ideals. The IOC has gone from being simply unhelpful to becoming complicit partners in the Chinese government's repression of Tibetans. Please express your outrage by calling the IOC Executives yourself. Click here to see contact information for IOC President Jacques Rogge and other IOC Executives. Pick up the phone and tell them:
We are relieved that the Olympic torch is no longer in Tibet but it is hard to know what the true impact of the torch relay's accompanying repression on Tibetans has been. We are continuing to build our efforts to shine the Olympic spotlight on China's occupation of Tibet, and preparing for the Beijing Games. Please visit SFT's new Olympics campaign website at www.FreeTibet2008.org, watch our new Olympics video, and stay involved and in touch. We will never give up... Tibet will be free!
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![]() ![]() A AMERICAN SOLDIER KILLED, 5 OTHERS WOUNDED IN IRAQAmerican soldier killed, 5 others wounded in Iraq Published: 6/23/08, 11:46 AM EDT By KIM GAMEL BAGHDAD (AP) - An American soldier was killed and five others wounded Monday when they came under fire southeast of Baghdad, the U.S. military said. Witnesses and local police said the Americans were ambushed after a meeting with Iraqi municipal officials. The troops were hit by small-arms fire near Madain, an area with a volatile mix of Sunni and Shiite extremists about 15 miles southeast of Baghdad. A suspected militant also was killed, said Maj. John Hall, a U.S. military spokesman. The military provided no further details, but a witness said an attacker was waiting in his car until the soldiers came out of the municipal council building in Madain. "The attacker got out of the car with an AK-47 assault rifle in his hand and he started to fire on the American soldiers until he was killed by return fire," said Hussein al-Dulaimi, who owns an agricultural machines spare parts store across the street. Al-Dulaimi, residents and a police official said the attacker had been a Sunni member of the municipal council until he was ousted by Shiites during sectarian violence following the February 2006 bombing of a Shiite shrine north of Baghdad. The death raised to at least 4,103 members of the U.S. military who have died in the Iraq war since it began in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count. Elsewhere, U.S.-funded Sunni fighters - known as awakening councils - came under attack north of Baghdad late Sunday. About 10 mortar shells slammed into Udaim, 70 miles north of the capital, killing at least 10 members of a U.S.-backed Sunni group and wounding 24 others, said Maj. Mohammed Thawra, a local Iraqi army battalion commander. A roadside bomb also targeted an awakening council patrol in Buhriz, 35 miles north of Baghdad on Monday afternoon, killing two of the fighters, a police official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorized to release the information. The Sunni revolt against al-Qaida in Iraq has been a key factor in a sharp decline in violence over the past year. The groups have frequently been targeted by insurgents trying to reverse the security gains. Both attacks occurred in the restive Diyala province, which has been among the hardest areas to control since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion despite an influx of thousands of additional U.S. troops as part of the so-called surge last year. A female suicide bomber struck an area near government offices in the provincial capital of Baqouba on Sunday, killing at least 16 people and wounding dozens. Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki singled out Diyala as a possible next target for a military offensive following operations against Shiite militants in Baghdad, Basra and Amarah and against al-Qaida in Mosul. Al-Maliki spoke during a meeting with tribal chiefs in Amarah, the capital of Maysan province where U.S.-backed Iraqi forces launched an offensive last week. "We are today in Maysan province," al-Maliki said in a televised address. "God willing, tomorrow we will complete our march in Diyala, then we will complete our victorious operations in Mosul so that we could end this dossier." "We will continue chasing the remnants of the defeated al-Qaida elements, former regime followers, the militias and the outlaws," he said. Iraqi security forces have met little resistance during the operation in Amarah, which got under way in force last week. But followers of anti-U.S. cleric Muqtada al-Sadr have complained of random arrests and disrespectful behavior by the troops targeting his Mahdi Army militia. The Sadrists believe they are being unfairly singled out to undermine popular support for the movement in upcoming provincial elections. Al-Maliki promised to keep Iraqi troops in Amarah "until we are sure that those murderers and criminals wont return." ___ Associated Press writers Qassim Abdul-Zahra in Amarah and Sameer N. Yacoub in Baghdad contributed to this report.
WE LOST A GREAT COMEDIAN REST IN PEACE..George Carlin mourned as counterculture hero Published: 6/23/08, 11:25 AM EDT By KEITH ST. CLAIR LOS ANGELES (AP) - Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television. Some People Are Stupid. Stuff. People I Can Do Without. George Carlin, who died of heart failure Sunday at 71, leaves behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy: His most celebrated monologue, a frantic, informed riff on those infamous seven words, led to a Supreme Court decision on broadcasting offensive language. The counterculture hero's jokes also targeted things such as misplaced shame, religious hypocrisy and linguistic quirks - why, he once asked, do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. The actor Ben Stiller called Carlin "a hugely influential force in stand-up comedy. He had an amazing mind, and his humor was brave, and always challenging us to look at ourselves and question our belief systems, while being incredibly entertaining. He was one of the greats." Carlin constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" - all of which are taboo on broadcast TV to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wisconsin judge dismissed the case, saying it was indecent but citing free speech and the lack of any disturbance. When the words were later played on a New York radio station, they resulted in a 1978 Supreme Court ruling upholding the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language during hours when children might be listening. "So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I'm perversely kind of proud of," he told The Associated Press earlier this year. Despite his reputation as unapologetically irreverent, Carlin was a television staple through the decades, serving as host of the "Saturday Night Live" debut in 1975 - noting on his Web site that he was "loaded on cocaine all week long" - and appearing some 130 times on "The Tonight Show." He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a few TV shows and appeared in several movies, from his own comedy specials to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" in 1989 - a testament to his range from cerebral satire and cultural commentary to downright silliness (sometimes hitting all points in one stroke). "Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?" he once mused. "Are they afraid someone will clean them?" In one of his most famous routines, Carlin railed against euphemisms he said have become so widespread that no one can simply "die." "'Older' sounds a little better than 'old,' doesn't it?," he said. "Sounds like it might even last a little longer. ... I'm getting old. And it's OK. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die - I'll 'pass away.' Or I'll 'expire,' like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a 'terminal episode.' The insurance company will refer to it as 'negative patient care outcome.' And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a 'therapeutic misadventure.'" Carlin won four Grammy Awards for best spoken comedy album and was nominated for five Emmys. On Tuesday, it was announced that Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which will be presented Nov. 10 in Washington and broadcast on PBS. "Nobody was funnier than George Carlin," said Judd Apatow, director of recent hit comedies such as "Knocked Up" and "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." "I spent half my childhood in my room listening to his records experiencing pure joy. And he was as kind as he was funny." Carlin started his career on the traditional nightclub circuit in a coat and tie, pairing with Burns to spoof TV game shows, news and movies. Perhaps in spite of the outlaw soul, "George was fairly conservative when I met him," said Burns, describing himself as the more left-leaning of the two. It was a degree of separation that would reverse when they came upon Lenny Bruce, the original shock comic, in the early '60s. "We were working in Chicago, and we went to see Lenny, and we were both blown away," Burns said, recalling the moment as the beginning of the end for their collaboration if not their close friendship. "It was an epiphany for George. The comedy we were doing at the time wasn't exactly groundbreaking, and George knew then that he wanted to go in a different direction." That direction would make Carlin as much a social commentator and philosopher as comedian, a position he would relish through the years. "The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition," Carlin told the AP in a 2004 interview. "There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body. ... It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have." Carlin was born on May 12, 1937, and grew up in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan, raised by a single mother. After dropping out of school in the ninth grade, he joined the Air Force in 1954. He received three court-martials and numerous disciplinary punishments, according to his official Web site. While in the Air Force he started working as an off-base disc jockey at a radio station in Shreveport, La., and after receiving a general discharge in 1957, took an announcing job at WEZE in Boston. "Fired after three months for driving mobile news van to New York to buy pot," his Web site says. From there he went on to a job on the night shift as a deejay at a radio station in Fort Worth, Texas. Carlin also worked variety of temporary jobs, including carnival organist and marketing director for a peanut brittle. In 1960, he left with $300 and Burns, a Texas radio buddy, for Hollywood to pursue a nightclub career as comedy team Burns & Carlin. His first break came just months later when the duo appeared on Jack Paar's "Tonight Show." Carlin said he hoped to emulate his childhood hero, Danny Kaye, the kindly, rubber-faced comedian who ruled over the decade Carlin grew up in - the 1950s - with a clever but gentle humor reflective of the times. It didn't work for him, and the pair broke up by 1962. "I was doing superficial comedy entertaining people who didn't really care: Businessmen, people in nightclubs, conservative people. And I had been doing that for the better part of 10 years when it finally dawned on me that I was in the wrong place doing the wrong things for the wrong people," Carlin reflected recently as he prepared for his 14th HBO special, "It's Bad For Ya." Eventually Carlin ditched the buttoned-up look for his trademark beard, ponytail and all-black attire. But even with his decidedly adult-comedy bent, Carlin never lost his childlike sense of mischief, even voicing kid-friendly projects like episodes of the TV show "Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends" and the spacey Volkswagen bus Fillmore in the 2006 Pixar hit "Cars." Carlin's first wife, Brenda, died in 1997. He is survived by wife Sally Wade; daughter Kelly Carlin McCall; son-in-law Bob McCall; brother Patrick Carlin; and sister-in-law Marlene Carlin. ___ Associated Press writer Christopher Weber contributed to this report.
Copyright 2008 Associated Confessional..A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!" a little sick joke...There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know how he was going to do it, but he figured he would give him a shot. When they got to the top tower, the kid runs face first into the bell, no sound. After a few moments, the kid gets up and begs the preacher for another try. The preacher tells him to do it, so the kid runs his head into the bell again, then falls out like the time before. When he gets up he again asks the preacher for another try. The preacher just nodes his head so the kid again runs his head into the bell and falls out again. By this time the bell was swinging away. When the kid stood up, the bell hit him in the face and knocked him out the window. He fell to the ground and died. When the police came, they asked the preacher if he knew the kids name. The preacher said," No. But his face sure rings a bell."
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China's torch relay wrapped up its 4-day propaganda tour of Tibet this morning after stops in Lhasa, Gormo (Ch: Golmud), Kokonor (Ch: Qinghai Hu) and the border town of Xining.